Wait – what?
I thought Herrick might have lost it when he launched his Classic American Clothespins.
Now I realize that his powers were in reality so far above my intellectual prowess that I was unable to grasp his genius!
Behold… the Planet Whizbang Chickenhead Door Knocker!
“The Whizbang chickenhead door knocker is a whimsical pull-string knocker design created by Herrick Kimball, of Moravia, New York. The bright-eyed chicken with its distinctive pompadour comb and quotation-mark wattles is a delightful example of functional folk art.
If you have some basic woodworking and whittling skills you can make your own chickenhead door knocker. A complete specifications package for the project is available at This Link. If you would like to purchase one of a very limited number of handcrafted chickenhead door knockers made by Herrick Kimball, Click Here for details.”
We are not worthy of such brilliance!
You can have greener thumbs by this weekend!