This cracked me up:

“You didn’t see this one coming. WE certainly didn’t see it coming.
Apparently Castalia House isn’t merely disrupting the entire book
distribution system, we’re throwing out pretty much all the rules for
how a reasonable publishing house is supposed to operate. Which is the
only rational way to explain our latest book, COMPOST EVERYTHING: The Good Guide to Extreme Composting by David the Good.

You know I will not lie to you. I do not know a single damn thing about
gardening, composting, or pretty much any activity that involves getting
my hands dirty with anything other than human blood or gunpowder. Nor
do I have any interest in growing fruit, vegetables, or anything beyond
green grass in the yard. That being said, COMPOST EVERYTHING is actually
a surprisingly entertaining read, mostly due to the fact that the
author, David the Good, is quite clearly insane. I mean, this man not
only knows more about gardening than I do about games, he experiments
with his garden in ways that would cause any reasonable wife to not only
leave, but file a restraining order and move to the barren land of
Mordor where nothing green ever grows.”

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