Today you’re going to learn how to make ground red pepper.

Have you ever tried a home-grown version of something and realized it utterly destroys your whole concept of how that food tastes?

If you’ve had a sun-warmed red-ripe garden tomato or some golden-yolked free range farm eggs, you know what I mean. There’s a richness to foods that aren’t factory produced, shipped for miles or grown with chemicals in poor soil.

Homegrown-and-ground cayenne pepper is one of those foods. The flavor is simply incomparable. Yes, making your own takes a little work, but the results are worth every minute.

Here’s how we make ground red pepper at Econopocalypse Ranch.

Step 1: Grow and Harvest Your Own Peppers

I’ve got a survival plant profile on cayenne peppers here. They’re easy to grow and quite prolific. If you live in a frost-free area, you can grow them year-round and the bushes will produce for years. If, like I do, you live in an area that freezes, it’s worth digging up plants from the garden and transplanting them to pots for the winter. They’ll just keep on going, even in a sunny room or a greenhouse.

Harvesting peppers is easy – the stems break nicely and you can gather quite a few in a couple of minutes. Just be careful not to snap any branches on your plants or knock off peppers that are still developing. If you do, you can use those green ones in your sauces and dry pepper – they just don’t have the same, sweet flavor the fully red peppers do.

Harvesting your own peppers allows you to wait for that perfect moment when they hit the high note of atomic redness. Watch for it!

Step 2: Dry Your Peppers

We’ve all seen images of chili peppers hanging in strings, and whereas I like that idea, mine tend to get mold issues when I dry them traditionally. We don’t have the arid climate that parts of Mexico has, so you risk spoiling your harvest if you don’t get it dried quickly. I use an inexpensive dehydrator that does a wonderful job. (It’s this one. You could also get a really awesome dehydrator like the Excalibur, but I haven’t had the need yet. Maybe one day…)

When we dehydrate cayenne peppers, we don’t even bother cutting them up. We just drop them in whole and let them dry overnight on the Nesco’s “vegetable” setting of 135 degrees F.

That gives us this:

Once dried your peppers, there’s only one more step.

Step 3: Grind ’em Up

If you want traditional red pepper flakes, you could just crumple your newly dehydrated peppers up with your fingers. They’re really crunchy fresh from the dehydrator and it would be easy enough; however, I really like to go all the way and grind them fine.

To do that, you need another tool: a cheap coffee grinder.

I have a little Braun grinder. These aren’t normally cheap. Mine came from a local thrift store where it was priced at a steep $3.50. Fortunately, pink tags were half-off that day so I got it for a more reasonable $1.75 (plus tax).

Clean your grinder out well with a damp cloth, then crunch a bunch of peppers into the top. I always like to overload things, just to see how they handle it, but your approach may differ.

Pop on the top, push the button and the fun begins. It doesn’t take long at all to grind up cayenne peppers into an amazing orange-red dust. I tilt the grinder a few times, tap it, zip it on and off a few times and run it again, just to make sure I don’t have any pepper left un-ground.

WARNING: When you open your grinder, hold your breath!

Powdered pepper is mean stuff. My wife insists I do this particular process outside. She doesn’t like all the weeping and coughing it induces in the children. Or her.

(I pretend that I like the burning sensation, but I really don’t. Hopefully she doesn’t read this post.)

Once you’ve ground up your pepper, make sure you put it in an airtight (or close to it) container. I like ball canning jars. They’re not only easy-to-use, they’re also beautiful.

Make ground red pepper and you’ll never want store-bought again!

Once you try this, you’re never going to go back to the dead brown, spicy-without-sweetness flavor of store-bought cayenne pepper. I’ve hooked multiple friends and family members on the taste of home-grown red pepper, and now it’s become a popular gift at the holidays. (I’m really going to have to grow more peppers… the demand is getting ridiculous.)

A little in chili is superb… a sprinkling in cheese dip is magnificent… a touch in a stir fry is marvelous… and a teaspoon in your curry is life-changing.

Photo by Daisy Goodman

You can follow this same process with all kinds of pepper, including non-spicy paprika peppers or even nuclear-powered habeneros (I’ve done it with habeneros – it’s AWESOME!).

Give it a try at home and let me know what you think. Unless you don’t like spicy foods… and if that’s the case, why in the world did you read this far?