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by David The Good

Compost Your Enemies

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Read time:

The “Compost Your Enemies” T-shirt is getting around.

My friends Kurt and Holly wore theirs to the zoo:

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Harambe would approve.

Danny writes “I am proud of my choice in papel de bano, and will stand by it to the end”

compost-your-enemies-Danny

Danny’s other hobbies include permaculture and trolling literal thinkers YouTube:

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I laughed.

Danny also reports:

“Saw a “Compost Your Enemies” shirt @ the rare fruit expo in Manatee County today, I wore mine yesterday,  said what’s up to the guy. Just wanted to let you know The Gooders are out and representin’.”

That is awesome.

And… continuing on that theme, a fellow YouTuber – Plant Assassin – also sent in a Compost Your Enemies selfie:

Compost Your Enemies

He’s got some fascinating plants on his YouTube channel – worth subscribing.

Thanks, everyone. This is more fun than I deserve.

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One response to “Compost Your Enemies”

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    Danny Peace

    If it were gab or Twitter it could have been much worse, he’s lucky you were there to save him. ;) nobody should take me that seriously, I don’t. Thanks Dave,Harambe 2024

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