Wait, there’s an email distribution list? Can I get on that?

Wow, those grape trellises are so overbuilt, they look like something engineered in the Soviet Union. Which means they’ll probably survive the apocalypse, so bravo!

As I watched the video, I was thinking, does his landlord know he’s installing these giant telephone poles in the yard? Is this going to be an issue down the road? Because that’s some serious infrastructure. But clearly your landlord is a gardening nut, too and wants those grapes to be permanent.

Actually I have to admit, renting property to David the Good is kind of a genius move, since owning or moving into any property where you’ve ever lived is like winning the gardening jackpot.