The Survival Gardener
by David The Good
Jokes
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Bro, Do You Even Vegan?
This is hilarious: Related: you can still get “100% Vegan Compost” t-shirts in time to bless that special someone in…
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Ideas for building a cheap house?
I am about two months or less from closing on a piece of land. Problem: once I close, I will…
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Bacon Flowchart
My sister sent me this: Followed by this picture of herself as a true warrior: I love bacon. If you…
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Not quite ripe…
My 4-year-old daughter was eating a hard-boiled egg and reached the yolk in the middle. Being a farm egg, it…
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You can now subscribe to comments (and here’s something hilarious)
Earlier this week Duke Norfolk commented: “BTW, it sure would be nice to have some kind of comment alert function…
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A Hilarious Gardening Song
Marjory Wildcraft just sent this to me – I laughed out loud: At this time of year when most of…
2026 Reading List
Currently Reading
The Holy Bible (Douay-Rheims translation) by God
Don Quixote by Cervantes
Finished Reading
History of Rome by Michael Grant
Cross Creek by Marjorie Kinnan Rowlings
The Life of Greece by Will Durant
The Annals of Imperial Rome by Tacitus
The Persian Expedition by Xenophon (trans. Rex Warner)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2
Florida Foraging 1 by Billy Bailey
Florida Foraging 2 by Billy Bailey
David The Good
I’m David The Good, gardening author, homesteading, survival gardener, nursery owner and plant geek. Let’s grow some food!
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