Growing agave for tequila

I’m growing agave for tequila so we can do shots during the apocalypse:

 

growing agave

 

Are you growing blue agave? They’re in a lot of landscapes across Florida.

Most people don’t know what these guys are. Some people don’t want to know, after that horrible night they spent in college, face down on the floor covered in cheese dip and vomit, passed out and getting covered in gang tattoos by a friend of a friend only known as “DredInk Southside.”
But for those how enjoy God’s gifts responsibly, tequila and mescal are pretty decent drinks. I have no idea how to go about making it, but I suppose if the Spanish could do it long ago with limited technology, it can’t be too hard.
Now I just need to find some guisanos.

2 responses to “Growing agave for tequila”

  1. chrissy bauman Avatar
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